Valentine’s Day is around the corner, and you must be planning to celebrate this day magnificently. There are numerous ways you can make this day a vibrant celebration of love. Valentine’s Day is a great opportunity for lovers to and express their profound feelings to their partners. Some people even consider this as an opportunity to unite with their partners and express their deepest emotions. However you wish to celebrate this day, Valentine’s Day captions or quotes come in handy. A thoughtfully crafted cute Valentine’s Day caption, paired with a gift and flowers, can effectively convey your emotions! So, if you have already decided how you wish to celebrate this day and are looking for a Flirty Valentine’s Day caption, then read this post. Here, we have compiled a list of 150 captions/quotes to help you share your heartfelt sentiments. So, without any further ado, let’s get started…
Single? Here is our list of Valentine’s Day quotes for people who are fearlessly single. Take a look…
“I love you”
“Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” – George Burns
“You are never alone on Valentine’s Day if you’re near a lake and have bread.” – Mike Primavera
“Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” – Natasha Leggero
“If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.” – Fran Lebowitz
“I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.” – Anonymous
“Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.” – Fulton J. Sheen
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them drive a car in a heavy traffic area to know who they really are.” – Anonymous
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey
“Roses are overrated; I’m here for the chocolate discounts.” – Anonymous
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz
“Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you.” – Dolly Parton
“Love: a temporary insanity curable by marriage.” – Ambrose Bierce
“I love you like a fat kid loves cake.” – Scott Adams
“They say love is blind…and marriage is an institution. Well, I’m not ready for an institution.” – Mae West
“I’m committed to the single life – and I’m in a very happy relationship with myself. Celebrating solo!” – Anonymous
“Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” – Natasha Leggero
“True love comes quietly without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.” – Erich Segal
“Who needs a date when you can have a mate called ‘Freedom’? Happy Valentine’s to me and my independent soul!” – Anonymous
“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” – Joan Crawford
“The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24/7, 365 from birth until you fall in love.” – Sophie Monroe
“Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women; a little bit of support and a little bit of freedom.” – Jerry Seinfeld
“Love is blind — marriage is the eye-opener.” – Pauline Thomason
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So, each is inevitably disappointed.” – Albert Einstein
“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.” – Richard Jeni
“Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!” – Jay Leno
“The thing about Valentine’s Day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of.” – Faye Morgan
“My phone battery lasts longer than most of my relationships nowadays.” – Jacques Torres
“A man’s main job is to protect his woman from her desire to “get bangs” every other month.” – Dax Shepard
“Nobody loves me as much as I love me, so I guess I’ll just be my own valentine.” – Adam Rippon
“You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.” – Henny Youngman
“Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.” – Carroll Bryant
“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.” – Joan Crawford
“Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.” – Lewis Black
“Valentine’s Day with friends: because laughter and friendship never go out of style.” – Anonymous
“Celebrating freedom with my favourite people and no awkward dates!” – Anonymous
II. Funny Valentine’s Day Captions
Wanna add some fun to the day? Here are some funny Valentine’s Day quotes for you to bring smile on your partner’s face. Read on…
“I married for love, but the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored.” – Cameron Esposito
“I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?” – Jean Illsey Clarke
“The only bubble in the flat champagne of February is Valentine’s Day.” – Tom Robbins
“Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.” – Lynda Barry
“One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.” – Oscar Wilde
“Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.” – H. L. Mencken
“Love is a grave mental illness.” – Plato
“I Love You More Than Pizza”
“True love comes quietly without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.” – Erich Segal
“So, you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea.” – King Jaffe Joffer
“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” – Erma Bombeck
“You know how people say, ‘You can’t live without love’? Well, oxygen is even more important.” – David Sedaris
“Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else.” – Nicholas Sparks
“What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.” – Pearl Bailey
“If you love them in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love them at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you’re in love.” – Miles Davis
“As a man in a relationship, you have two choices: You can be right, or you can be happy.” – Ralphie May
“Love is a game that two can play and both wins.” – Eva Gabor
“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
“You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you’re married to a couch that burps.” – Roseanne Barr
“Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.” – Kathy Mohnke
“If love is the answer, can you please rephrase the question?” – Lily Tomlin
“Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valery
“My emergency contact’
“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.” – Agatha Christie
“The secret to a long marriage is to stay gone.” – Dolly Parton
“It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.” – Lucille Ball
“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing—and then marry him.” – Cher
“Marriage is a wonderful invention. Then again, so is a bicycle kit.” – Billy Connolly
“This fire that we call Loving is too strong for human minds. But just right for human souls.” – Aberjhani
“Our love is like Wi-Fi – sometimes it’s slow, but it’s essential for my happiness!” – Anonymous
“You stole my heart, but don’t worry; I’ll let you keep it because you make it skip a beat anyway!” – Anonymous
“I love you more than my coffee… but please don’t make me choose between you and a cup of my favourite coffee.” – Anonymous
“I didn’t fall for you, you tripped me!” — Jenny Han
“All The Heart Eyes”
“I love you so much, even though you do everything that I despise the most, like throwing your wet towel in bed. Happy Valentine’s Day, my love!” – Anonymous
“Love is like a roller coaster, and with you, I’m willing to ride the crazy loops!” – Anonymous
“To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.” – H. L. Mencken
“The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is ‘What does a woman want? ‘” – Sigmund Freud
III. Romantic Valentine’s Day Captions
Wanna make your partner’s heart skip a beat? Here are some romantic Valentine’s Day quotes for you. Read on!
“Doubt thou the stars are fire, Doubt that the sun doth move. Doubt the truth to be a liar, But never doubt I love.” – William Shakespeare
“And I’d choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I’d find you and I’d choose you.” – The Chaos of Stars
“I love you. I am who I am because of you. You are every reason, every hope, and every dream I’ve ever had, and no matter what happens to us in the future, every day we are together is the greatest day of my life. I will always be yours.” – The Notebook
“If there ever comes a day where we can’t be together, keep me in your heart. I’ll stay there forever.” – Winnie The Pooh
“Love is the greatest refreshment in life.” – Pablo Picasso
“Home Is Wherever I’m With You”
“Where love is concerned, too much is not even enough.” – Pierre Beaumarchais
“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” – Dr. Seuss
“Every time I see you, I fall in love all over again.” – Anonymous
“All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name.” – Andre Breton
“I love that rush, when he folds me into his arms and I can let out a sigh of relief, knowing I’m safe there. Always.” – Michelle Poelking
“Love isn’t finding the perfect person. It’s seeing an imperfect person perfectly.” – Sam Keen
“Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less and smile a lot more. Happy Valentine’s Day!” – Anonymous
“You are my sun, my moon, and all of my stars.” – E.E. Cummings
“I love you not only for what you are but, for what I am when I’m with you.” – Roy Croft
“A hug is worth a thousand words.” – Anonymous
“I love you Every Day”
“Love is not what you say. Love is what you do.” – Anonymous
“Love is the poetry of the senses.” – Honoré de Balzac
“True love stories never have endings.” – Richard Bach
“Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.” – Khalil Gibran
“Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.” – Robert Frost
“I love you begins by I, but ends up by you.” – Charles de Leusse
“Love is the greatest power of all.” – Winnie the Pooh
“Where there is love, there is life.” – Mahatma Gandhi
“Together is a beautiful place to be.” – Anonymous
“In case you ever foolishly forget: I am never not thinking of you.” – Virginia Woolf
“I saw that you were perfect, and so I loved you. Then I saw that you were not perfect and I loved you even more.” – Angelita Lim
“I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.” – Elizabeth Barrett Browning
“You are the answer to every prayer I’ve offered.” – Nicholas Sparks
“You’re the peanut butter to my jelly – a little nutty but totally irresistible!” – Anonymous
“Even if love is blind, I believe our future together is incredibly bright! Happy Valentine’s Day, my love!” – Anonymous
IV. Cute Valentine’s Day Captions
These cute Valentine’s Day captions are perfect for you to share your heartfelt emotions in a special way to your special someone. Read on…
“My Favorite love Story is ours”
“Valentine’s Day Looks Great On Us”
“Alexa, Play “Lover” By Taylor Swift”
“So Happy We Both Swiped Right”
“Love is enough.” – William Morris
“Love conquers all.” – Virgil
“You complete me.” – Jerry Maguire
“Life is the flower for which love is the honey.” – Victor Hugo
“Love is friendship that has caught fire.” – Ann Landers
“Love heals all.” – Greek Proverb
“Love is life.” – Leo Tolstoy
“Be My Valentine”
“The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.” – Audrey Hepburn
“Love is the whole thing. We are only pieces.” – Rumi
“I love you a Latte”
“Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place.” – Zora Neale Hurston
“All you need is love.” – John Lennon
“I *like* Like You”
“Pretty Sure I Love You More”
“The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved.” – Victor Hugo
“We love because it’s the only true adventure.” – Nikki Giovanni
“Love never fails.” – Bible
“I Love You More than Chocolate”
“With you, I find solace.” – Anonymous
“Love is life. All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love. Everything is, everything exists, only because I love.” – Leo Tolstoy
“Thank you for being you. I love you more than anything in this life. Happy Valentine’s Day, my love.” – Anonymous
“Love is not just saying ‘I Love You,’ it is, in fact, believing in a person even when they do things that you don’t like sometimes.” – Anonymous
“I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.” – Arwen in The Lord of the Rings
“Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who made me who I am today. I love you!” – Anonymous
“I love that you are mine.” – Anonymous
“You Make My Heart Smile”
“You’re My Lobster”
“Thanks for loving all of me”
“Thank you for being my Valentine this Valentine’s Day and in all the ones to come!” – Anonymous
“I want all of you, forever, you and me, every day.” – Noah in The Notebook
“You’re So Lucky To Have Me”
“You’re Still The One”
“Better Together”
“As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.”
“You have bewitched me, body and soul. I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.” – Mr. Darcy in Pride & Prejudice
“Love doesn’t make the world go ’round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.” – Franklin P. Jones
V. Flirty Valentine’s Day Captions
Spice up your day with these flirty Valentine’s Day captions. Take a look…
“My wife was afraid of the dark. Then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.” — Rodney Dangerfield
“Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.” – Anonymous
“What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.” – Pearl Bailey
“No matter where in the world you live, I love you today and will love you always. My heart is yours, now and forever. Happy Valentine’s Day, my soulmate.” – Anonymous
“Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.” — Bill Maher
“Sending you lots of love and kisses this Valentine, my Valentine!” – Anonymous
“Every day becomes Valentine’s Day with you. I love you more than anything, be my Valentine until the end of my life.” – Anonymous
“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” — Billy Crystal
“Hugs, Kisses And Valentine Wishes”
“If kisses were a currency, I would spend them all on you this evening.” – Anonymous
“Words cannot express how much I love you. But I think you know I do.” – Anonymous
“I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride.” – Pablo Neruda
“I choose you. And I’ll choose you over and over and over. Without pause, without a doubt, in a heartbeat. I’ll keep choosing you.” – Anonymous
“I love you much more than anyone can love. Much more than I can love anyone. Much more than I ever thought was possible to love.” – Anonymous
“I love you more than my cookies, but don’t make me choose between you and the box of my favourite cookies.” – Anonymous
“Happy Valentine’s Day, love! You’re my favourite, I love you to the moon and back!” – Anonymous
“Happy Valentine’s Day, love! You have made my life sweater than ever!” – Anonymous
‘You are the reason I feel more alive today and forever.” – Anonymous
“Today is a special day and I just want to take a moment and say ‘I am in love with you madly and deeply. Be mine forever!” – Anonymous
“There’s nothing quite as stunning as you, and no treat as delightful as your smile. You are everything I could have ever hoped for!” – Anonymous
“Being with you is my greatest blessing.” – Anonymous
“Happy Valentine’s Day, love! I’m so excited to celebrate all my Valentine’s Day with you in this lifetime.” – Anonymous
“Happy Valentine’s Day, love! Can’t express how happy I feel being with you.” – Anonymous
“You are the reason my heart beats! Happy Valentine’s Day.” – Anonymous
“I love you more than you can imagine and more than anyone else ever could. Happy Valentine’s Day!” – Anonymous
“Loving you is my only dream. Happy Valentine’s Day.” – Anonymous
The Bottom Line
So, these are the 150 best Valentine’s Day captions you can use to express your deepest emotions for the person you love the most. Whether you’re single or are ready to mingle, this list has something for all. You can pair the above-outlined captions with a bouquet of flowers, Valentine’s Day gift or chocolates to make your partner feel more special and valued. Just let the person you love know how much she/he matters to you with the captions outlined above! Happy Valentine’s Day 😊 😊
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